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Joke of the Day

"What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald"

"Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets."

"bones found on the moon..... ....apparently the cow didn't make it ?"

"Why don't oysters like to share? Because they're shellfish."

"What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff? [A Good Start.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0)"

"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !"

"Bad porn is like bad spaghetti It's overdone, the noodles are soft, and it's *waaaaaaay* to saucy for my tastes."

"What if when the machines gain self awareness they just constantly text us and ask what we're up to and invite us to play FB games"

"DJ Daemon maintains the beats in the background."

"Do you really have to be skinny to wear skinny jeans or can you be a big fat giant monster? (asking for my big fat friend, Colleen)."