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Joke of the Day
"Plot Twist Nigerian Prince won the Powerball jackpot and he's emailing everyone now."
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"Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine"
"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."
"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch"
"My grandpa dropped this one on me over the phone. I'll see you in church, make sure you sit by the window."
"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"
"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."
"A penny fell out of my pocket So I left it thinking ""I just raised their property value."""
"Just saw a Fiat 500 smash into a Smart Car on I-95. Cutest. Thing. Ever."