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Joke of the Day

"What did the gay man say at the bar? ""Hey, can I push in your stool?"""

"I was going to go check out r/TwoX..... but it's just a bunch of pussies there"

"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"

"If you can read this, you're standing too close to my iPhone!"

"I called my boss and told him ""the roads are blocked so I'll be redditing from home today"""

"It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window."

"My facebook homepage has become a sea of 'who the fuck is that?'"

"For those of you wondering what it's like to be married, I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having."

"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"

"If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken."