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"If I could make the ultimate scary animal, I'd make it hybrid with the head of a bear, bear claws, and the body of a bear."
"kids r so cute!!! they dont wanna sleep becuase theyre afraid of having nightmares whereas adults cant wait to sleep so they can escape them"
"For father's day my grandpa got a SUV Socks, Underwear, and Viagra"
"What is the definition of masurbation? Coming unscrewed"
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"
"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"
"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell."