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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."

"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."

"So, a baby seal walks into a club... *Best joke i've ever heard.*"

"My mom pops out from under the table while I'm on a date. She's always been a good eater. You see her hips? Good hips. Stand up, show him-"

"What happens when you force two mirrors to confront each other A bit of self reflection. Baziiing"

"""Dear God, make me a bird, so I can..."" *turns into penguin* ""DAMMIT I WASN'T FINISHED!"""

"There is no reason to hit a woman! Lol, just kidding"

"Today I fucked up... by being a power bottom"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs."