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Joke of the Day
"Birthdays are good for you.... The more you have, the longer you live."
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"Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7."
"What is the speed limit during sex? 68; once you get to 69 you have to stop and turn around."
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen that said 'Parking Fine'."
"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
"*Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* I'll have whatever is the most splattery and red"
"What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."
"*puts dreamcatcher above bed* ""Sure hope this works"" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* ""YES"""
"I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today"
"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."