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Joke of the Day
"What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert? SYNONYM ROLLS!"
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"Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years"
"Mitt Romney ."
"Why are hot dogs the best dogs? Because they feed the hand that bites them."
"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."
"What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose"
"what's green and floats? a leaf"
"Your neck. There's an axe for that."
"""Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."" *shakes tambourine* ""Got any others?"" *shakes tambourine* ""Sounds a lot like the last one"""
"I can sum up 2016 in four words Two thousand and sixteen"