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Joke of the Day

"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"

"[M]y boyfriend asked me i[f] I could do him in the butt. I never pegged him for that type of guy."

"Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man accused of viciously knife-raping his wife."

"I feel sorry for Eazy-E He went from Straight outta Compton to Straight outta condoms before getting aids. I'm sorry."

"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? You just call me..."

"I would love to give Rachel Riley a cream 3.14159265359"

"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."

"I once hung out with Rupert Murdoch (Fox News Boss) and Vince McMahon (WWE)... ...they spent the whole day sharing tips and tricks to manage the make-believe worlds they have created."

"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"