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Joke of the Day

"Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me."

"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."

"We need to run the government like a business. Specifically a Quizno's with a bat infestation, staffed by emotionally unbalanced retirees."

"Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who's a stripper and who's not."

"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."

"*Whispers, spitters are for quitters. ~Wine tasting, you pervs!"

"I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?"

"They are investigating Princes death... They dusted for prince, but found him face down in the corner."

"Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means Stop."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Forget it, its pointless"