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Joke of the Day
"What is a jew on a swing? A annoyance to German snipers."
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"Why do elephants hide behind trees? To trip ants."
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"You know you're old when the band you love plays an encore and it just stresses you out because you have work tomorrow and need to get home."
"Warning: Never play poker with Tarot cards... I got a full house once and 4 people died"
"People form Pittsburgh are called Pittsburgers. Do you know what people from Hamburg are called? Germans"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 explodes."
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"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line."
"Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief."