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Joke of the Day

"There was 30 cows in a field and 20 8(ate) how many didn't? 10"

"So my husband asked me if I anted a boob job... I replied ""How much does it pay?"""

"Why don't witches like The Keg? Because it's always burned at the stake"

"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"

"Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !"

"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"

"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him..."

"Someone told me: Don't fall in love, you might get hurt. I said: Don't live, you might die.."

"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."

"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"