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Joke of the Day
"You must be pretty famous! After all; bill gates did name his company after your dick."
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"So many babies. So little ketchup."
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"if it smells like bullshit & looks like bullshit, it probably is bullshit. Putting sugar on it doesn't make it a brownie."
"What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!"
"I used to cry when I got an erection... would call it my ""mourning wood"""
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!"
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"A man walked into a communist school... only to find that they had no classes."