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Joke of the Day

"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."

"Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories? Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy."

"MIL: You're going to give me a heart attack someday! M: Last time I checked you didn't even have a heart."

"Me: guess who i saw today? Batman: who? M: not your parents B: Y do you always do this? M: cause they told me to B: who? M: not your parents"

"So glad my boobs don't honk. Talk about a mood-killer."

"i can't fall asleep with all these people honking at me. go around!"

"Why did EA cross the road? The punchline for this joke is 0.99$"

"What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail? A small medium at large."

"Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !"

"Someone at the men's outfitter just called me 'MISS' on the phone... ... ehh at least I don't sound married!"