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Joke of the Day

"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"

"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."

"A QA Tester walks into a bar."

"I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me."

"""C'mon, your relationship isn't *that* serious."" - Las Vegas"

"I just read a story about a blind guy who's training to run in his eleventh marathon in case you were wondering what a lazy fuck you are."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !"

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night."

"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."