201110

Joke of the Day

"Sodium Person 1: ""Hey dude do you know what the symbol for Sodium is?"" Person 2: ""Na"" Person 1: ""I'll ask someone else then thanks anyway"""

"Looking at you is getting my dick harder than Chuck Norris"

"How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other? Make a mixed tape."

"it must be killing england not to be able to make fun of our dumbasses because their dumbasses did brexit"

"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."

"If your opinion about global warming is based on the weather outside then you don't deserve to have an opinion about global warming"

"I feel bad for people who work at German supermarkets. They have to deal with Deutsch bags all day."

"Religion That is all"

"What do you call it when a prayer is answered? A coincidence."

"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."