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Joke of the Day

"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"

"I thought I'd repost an old joke... Oops wrong sub..."

"""Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin."" -Eli Whitney"

"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"

"What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's ""HELLO!"""

"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."

"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"

"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."

"Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style."

"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"