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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"

"I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders. ""Beats me!"""

"*1st time at gym* *picks up weight* how do i equip this *steps on treadmill* can i get exp on here *taps huge guy* do you sell mana potions"

"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"

"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"

"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."

"You can't have your cake and thigh gap too."

"Customer spelling her name: Me: Is that V as in Victor or Z as in Zebra? Her: Z as in Xylophone. And this, kids, is why education is key."

"So a vegan sits down at a bar... I only know that because he won't shut the fuck up about it."