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Joke of the Day

"Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system."

"What do you call a black guy having sex? RAPE"

"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"

"Two muffins are baking in an oven ... And one muffin turns to the other one and says, ""Wow, it's pretty darn hot in here."" The other muffin says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about Chess club."

"I see that your IQ test came back negative."

"An Irishman and his bean soup Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would be too farty."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he could never come."

"What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet."