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"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired ( )"
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"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog."
"Everybody at the party got upset when Baby Jesus turned the wine into breast milk."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"
"""I'm going to be famous one day"" -Unknown"
"I treat my body like a temple. I fill it with crap for the afterlife..."
"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."
"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"
"Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen"
"""There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."""