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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend? I can unscrew a lightbulb."

"Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's ""Push It"" will get you arrested."

"Funny and strange video"

"Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats? Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!"

"Why are women terrible drivers? Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen."

"What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards? In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade."

"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"

"Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat."

"What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion? It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam."

"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."