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Joke of the Day

"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."

"Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin"

"Interviewer: Describe yourself in one word. Me: Hired. Interviewer: (under breath) holy shit can he do that?"

"JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching ""Taken 3"""

"why is it called Black Friday? because you can get everything for a steal."

"make love, not war 1) In the 60s, they made love, not war. I'm married. I make both."

"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Doing the reach around and pretending you went all the way through."

"What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. Should have put it on aloha setting."

"what did one snowman say to the other snowman? can you smell carrots?"