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Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin"

"How many Jews can you fit in a vw? 55. 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 50 in the ashtray"

"My GF called me ""behind the times"" today. I got so upset, I paused the VCR, paged my friends & asked them to fax me their best advice."

"Me and UFOS have something in common! Neither of us look good on camera."

"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the guy with the wooden leg? She broke it off"

"A Roman walks into a bar... A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.... ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replied, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""

"My family used to move a lot when I was a kid, but I always found them."

"The old ones are the best ones... ...unless we're talking about pornstars of course."

"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."

"When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, ""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"""