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Joke of the Day

"Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin"

"*popular kid is struggling in class *gets a tutor to help *Kool-Aid"

"Why do Mexicans have no Targets? Because Trump is hiring them all to build a Wall mart."

"Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave? He had the flew."

"How did the man find out his sister was actually his half-sister? He saw her penis"

"Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre."

"Some cool ways to trick a woman into bed include ""being kind,"" ""making her feel special"" & ""showing her respect."" They love that shit!"

"The job interviewer asked me to define turnover. I said, ""That's what I do before I go to sleep."""

"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."