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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: Describe yourself in one word. Me: Hired. Interviewer: (under breath) holy shit can he do that?"

"NASA announces rover ""Curiosity"" landed safely on Mars. In a related story, Martians are reportedly furious over the death of their cat...vow revenge."

"Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes? Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate."

"Whenever you're feeling really bad about yourself just remember, there's people that pay money to exercise."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Aargh you think it would be but it's the sea"

"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"

"What did you call beef that didn't make the cut a miSTEAK"

"I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together... Yep...I shit you knot!"

"Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday 13th.The next day he won the lottery"

"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"