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Joke of the Day
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."
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"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."
"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless."
"Losing game pieces sucks... Especially when it's hide and seek... I'll never forget you, Brian.."
"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."
"Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!"
"Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? He was Squared Straight."
"Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January? Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat."
"What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
"Been talking to this girl for 10 mins and she hasn't slapped me OR called me ""gross""... Hope she's ok with the names I picked for our kids."