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Joke of the Day
"The Quran is like weed You burn it and you get stoned"
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"Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. Easy when I have a knife."
"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"
"*steals machine parts all year* *gets coal for xmas* ""Santa you idiot, the parts were for a pressure chamber"" *turns coal into diamond*"
"...Maybe it should be called 'Dancing Without The Stars.'"
"Born free, taxed to death."
"Why did the sea-monster eat 5 ships filled with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship."
"Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they've found de brie."
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."
"In September a 127 yr old woman passed away, which we already KNOW is a lie bc the earth isn't even 127 yrs old. Don't be ignorant."