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Joke of the Day
"The Quran is like weed You burn it and you get stoned"
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"[signing birth certificate] wife: you put Owen, right? me: yup nurse: Now we'll just need a footprint from little [reading] ""Owned"""
"What do you call a cookie without legs? A cookie"
"What is dementia? I forget"
"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."
"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""
"My Muslim wife left me the other day.... I guess she didn't know what Jihad."
"My friend and I wanted to take the spider out instead of killing it... Went and got drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web designer."
"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in."