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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!"

"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"

"Him: you're terrifying Me: awww you're just saying that"

"Why do Nazis love Vinyls? Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33."

"Post some more song lyrics as your status. Someone will eventually understand your struggle."

"When taking the SAT, write ""Chuck Norris"" for every answer. You will score over 8000."

"Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in VaChina!"

"When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad? Because it was /r/aww"

"What did the gay Mexican dentist ask his boyfriend for? Oral, B."

"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"