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Joke of the Day
"I'm so upset- I threw a bukkake party last night, but it was a complete disaster. Nobody came."
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"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""
"Reddit's future"
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"I come from a small town. I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town. Old Rodney Dangerfield..."
"What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone? A Yellowstoner."
"I'd like your advice on this, as long as it agrees with what I already did"
"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"