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Joke of the Day
"I was always really bad with numbers But I think my 34 inch dick makes up for it."
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"What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew."
"Where is the lift? American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews? Harry Potter came out of the chamber alive."
"I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine. What the fuck is ""left over wine""?"
"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."
"Why did God invent the yeast infection? To show girls what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."
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"What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur? Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies."