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Joke of the Day

"Who is the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick? The hip replacement guy."

"If you ever catch me staring blankly during our conversation it's because I can't remember if it's my turn to say words or yours."

"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""

"You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves."

"What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie? A knucklehead."

"I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47."

"It's rude to ask probing questions . . . doubly so to alien abductees."

"50 cent What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater? Gee you knit"

"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."

"Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen."