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Joke of the Day
"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."
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"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""
"Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives."
"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."
"Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment."
"I'm sure there's a supplement I could take or another easy solution to cure my laziness. Someone look into it for me."
"What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian? A glutamate."
"1886: We invented a car! 1903: We invented a plane! 1969: We went to the moon! ... ... ... ... ... ... 2015: Taco Emoji!"
"How do computers measure pain? Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)"
"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"