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Joke of the Day

"1886: We invented a car! 1903: We invented a plane! 1969: We went to the moon! ... ... ... ... ... ... 2015: Taco Emoji!"

"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy."

"When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart."

"Just thought of this burn Your dick is so small, when you piss it sounds like Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff."

"What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS"

"This day in Sweden... ...there was a black guy in Gothenburg."

"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops :)"

"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"

"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""