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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian? A glutamate."

"On the Mexican side of the US-Mexico border, there are guards. On the US side, there are trampolines."

"linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions?"

"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"

"Kids wouldn't stop shooting me. So I took their guns and *nerfed* them."

"Stress? Don't talk to me about stress. Some of my favorite TV characters are currently in truly sticky situations"

"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."

"Imagine Ferris Bueller trying so hard not to Instagram his whole day off."

"I have a love/hate relationship with going to extremes."

"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."