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Joke of the Day
"Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women... Just not very many"
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"Why do windbreakers smell bad? Because all they do is break wind."
"How to impress your ex: 1. Get rich 2. Get more attractive 3. Get a tiger 4. Ride tiger everywhere in preparation for confrontation with ex"
"Have you heard about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."
"Why can't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"Slogan for a Sperm Bank Advertisement ""You squeeze it, we freeze it!"""
"What's pun plus pun? Poo"
"If life gives you Melons... ...you may have dyslexia. (not my joke, but fun all the same)"
"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"
"Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? Wheelchairs are hard to eat"