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Joke of the Day
"Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women... Just not very many"
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"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"
"What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"BABY FROZEN STEAK: mommy is he coming back MOM STEAK: no honeyget some sleep [rocky walks into the freezer] ROCKY: time to punch some meats"
"After this winter I'm so excited for spring... I wet my plants"
"FERRET OWNERS: EITHER GET A CAT OR A SNAKE STOP TRYING TO SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE"
"Helped my kid pick out a ""famous past explorer"" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6."
"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."
"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."