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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Peekachu on a bus? You Pokemon"
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"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."
"Nuclear programs are always for peaceful purposes. Drop a nuke on an enemy and suddenly they're peaceful"
"In Connecticut it is illegal... To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else"
"What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan? A twelf"
"I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born."
"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."
"One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: ""Elvis just died!"" The second agent says nothing then starts nodding. ""Good career move."""
"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I am schizophrenic. I am too."