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Joke of the Day
"Puppies and books Easy to pick one but very difficult put down!"
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"The absolutely wrongest answer when you ask a woman if the carpet matches the drapes ""Nope. Hardwood floors."""
"Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries."
"An eight-year-old kid says t his dad ""When I grow up I want to be a musician."" The dad says ""I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."""
"What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j"
"Why are none of my jokes funny? Because I have a shitty sense of humor."
"Sign at the gas station: ""Bathroom is no longer available."" I can't believe it. Even the Shell bathroom has someone."
"Spoiler: Ramsay Bolton wouldn't be a good employer... Because he killed Osha."
"Just thought about it... (nsfw) My ex-boyfriend was 6'1"". My current boyfriend is 6'3"" ....height isn't the only 2 inch difference between them."
"""I'd like one personal pizza please"" Pizza: Your life's a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother. ""Whoa maybe not that personal"""