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Joke of the Day
"Why do people find it hard to eat vegetables? Wheelchairs are hard to eat"
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"I do not have bad attitude... I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t."
"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."
"How do you drown a hipster? IN THE MAINSTREAM! Hahahaahhaahhaahha"
"This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers."
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"They can't spell for shit, but cats sure are good at Photoshopping text on photos and uploading them to the internet."
"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""
"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."
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