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Joke of the Day

"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."

"INTERVIEWER: So, do you have any questions for me? ME: What's the Wi-Fi password? I: About the job M: What is the company Wi-fi password?"

"What's the coldest part of a man's body? His balls. Two below."

"Why do Irishmen grow mustaches? So they look like their mothers"

"Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?"

"Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery... He was later arrested for drunk deriving..."

"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"

"what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay? first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom"

"Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers? They're all too afraid of change."

"Sold my wife on ebay. Dreading the buyer feedback."