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Joke of the Day

"Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery... He was later arrested for drunk deriving..."

"Sometimes I'll tell my wife the car is making a weird noise and I need to listen just so I don't have to hear her talk."

"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."

"""You're bleeding because you don't floss"" Me: No, I'm bleeding because I ate the entire bowl of deceivingly fake fruit in your waiting room."

"After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent ""You're Welcome"" cards to all of his guests."

"Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatchagonnadoo"

"Two men walk into a bar... *Thwack* *Thwack* Both are sent to the hospital for concussions"

"Quantum Mechanics Knock Knock joke quick one: knockknock who's there quantum mechanics quantum mechanics who? You won't know until you open the door O_O"

"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"