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Joke of the Day

"Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery... He was later arrested for drunk deriving..."

"What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod? <message deleted>"

"What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh."

"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."

"I left Stephen Hawking like 8 voice mail messages before I realised he'd picked up every time."

"Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex. He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies.. Elementary! My dear Watson"

"Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*"

"Did you hear about the leper whose wife died in a tragic car accident? He fell to pieces."

"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"