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Joke of the Day
"Sold my wife on ebay. Dreading the buyer feedback."
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"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."
"Have you heard about the new Orphanage they're building in Baja Cali, Mexico? They're calling it 'No Mames'"
"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."
"Anyone know how long you can keep a chicken in the freezer? Because I put one in last night and it was dead this morning."
"I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound."
"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"
"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"
"My 6yo is arguing with me over what day of the week it is. Have kids, they said."
"Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up."