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Joke of the Day
"I only accept chocolate chip cookie bribes, THE SOFT ONES CHRISTY, NOT THE GARBAGE YOU GAVE ME."
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"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."
"Snow is like the Jews ... Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace"
"Life is like a penis.. Women make it harder.."
"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."
"Niece (4): Uncle, what do you get if you mix blue and purple? Me: Blurple. *She walks away satisfied and amazed at all the things I ""know"""
"Where did the hipster drown? In the mainstream"
"What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ? When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb."
"Algebra,trignometry, and calculus are responsible for more doctors than the actual love for the profession."
"It's because you have a penis for a face... Oh, I thought you asked me why no one likes you."