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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis.. Women make it harder.."
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"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot."
"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"
"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"
"Today I thanked my toilet, because it puts up with my shit everyday."
"How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !"
"Did you hear the one about the two gay Irish dudes? Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"
"Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player? Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry"
"Why does Santa have a big sack? He only comes once a year. Why does he only come once a year? He only goes to see children once a year."
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."