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Joke of the Day
"Snow is like the Jews ... Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace"
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"Why did the dick go to 7-11? To get a Slurpee."
"Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with ""This girl I know.."""
"Don't you wish after a break-up you wouldn't get phone stalked & mail stalked & email stalked? It's OVER, American Express. Let. Me. Go."
"What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel"
"If you're anxious and you know it...Clasp your hands."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex can make your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak."
"You know what they say about hungry hippos... It was modeled after a date with OP's mom."
"Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer? He was too far out man"
"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"