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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."

"[2 monkeys in a bath] Monkey 1: OOOHH OOHH AHH AHHH AHAH!! Monkey 2: If it's too hot Colin, put some cold water in"

"My penis is so long When i put it on my keyboard, it covers all the way from A to Z"

"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"

"I asked a crow what its favourite Apple product was.. ""Caw!"""

"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats."

"Did you know that in any given group, only 9/10 of people understand basic math? The other 3% doesn't."

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."

"I like to shit with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me."