199050
Joke of the Day
"How do I apply this ointment ""liberally"" without compromising my conservative christian values?"
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"I want to piss on the guy that stole my tweet, changed it slightly and submitted as his own on FunTweets and then set him on fire."
"I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese... ..he's going to make America grate again."
"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."
"Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve"
"What's Chris Martin's favorite drink? Apple Martini"
"What do you call a Muslim optician who doesn't give a fuck about his patients? Asif Eyecare"
"Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it. For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49"
"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it ""resisting arrest."""