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Joke of the Day

"Someone please invent a service to grocery shop for you but also cook it into a meal and also the meal is pizza oh it's pizza delivery"

"how does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder."

"What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism? An offer you can't understand."

"Son: ""Hey, Dad! Can I have $20 for a blow job?"" Dad: ""I don't know, son. Are you any good?"""

"There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong caring loving. They'd be wrong but you could still use them."

"You know you've seen too many walking dead episodes when your hand gets stung by a bee and you start screaming for everyone to cut it off"

"My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy."

"Ay' girl,is your dad a terrorist Cause you re da bomb"

"What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool."

"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."