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Joke of the Day
"What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool."
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"That little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text."
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair... Virgin mobile"
"*Mom makes me take out the garbage* *Garbage and I begin to date* *I start taking things too fast* *Garbage dumps me*"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"A man walks into a zoo.. The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a shih tzu."
"Difference between gipsy and a pizza The pizza can feed a family of four"
"What can I bring to your party? Friend: A six pack. [does 10 crunches] [cancels]"
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"
"PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period? she was wearing one sock"