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Joke of the Day

"I'm not racist because... I'd rather be black, than asian."

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because the sign says no trespassing!"

"Can't wait to sit in the doctor's office reception area so I can read how to fix meatloaf 3 ways & catch up on 1992."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."

"[bald eagles exchanging gifts] *holds out gift* You didn't get me a toupee again, did you? -Uhh... *slowly pulls gift back*"

"Oh God. Yes. This is so good. I love it so much I'm having a sarcasm."

"There's a dead squirrel in the driveway. Mrs. Liebowitz is worried that the death might be gang-related. She's checking FOX News to be sure."

"Hey, new Beatles fans! The fuck have you been doing for the last 50 years? Every record shop would like to know before they close forever."

"If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression."