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Joke of the Day
"My team got silver medal in the sex Olympics. We would have got gold but I came first in the orgy."
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"A priest and a rabbi are walking and spot a little boy The priest says, ""let's fuck him."" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"Best advice I can give to newlyweds is to buy a really comfortable couch."
"""Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated."" Drunks & toddlers."
"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."
"I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I? 2.71828183"
"I like my women like I like my coffee noice"
"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? If you said ""arrr"" you'd be wrong. It be the sea"
"On the bright side of the election There hasn't been a presidential assassination in a while."