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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism? An offer you can't understand."
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"I like my coffee like I like my wives, From a third world country at a reasonable price."
"im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat"
"What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe."
"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."
"I Like My Women Like I Like My Math http://spikedmath.com/comics/138-i-like-my-women-like-i-like-my-math.png"
"Damn girl are you sitting on a F5 key? Cos' that ass is refreshing"
"Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."
"""Oh my god, it's a genie!"" GENIE: Please, we prefer magic-american"
"Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it."