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Joke of the Day
"Arrested Development is cool, but when is Netflix gonna bring back my Grampa?"
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"I'm pretty sure this new iTunes update is gonna turn things around for me."
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Not bad!"
"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American"
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."
"Why 4D was invented ? Because yo mammas ass so fat it couldn't fit in 3D."
"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"
"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"
"Omg what a weekend - I don't need to eat again for the rest of this year. Is that cheesecake?"
"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."