76811
Joke of the Day
"A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine."
Next Joke
"Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men."
"My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"Baby, words can't describe how attractive you are, But numbers can, 03/10."
"2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first was called ""One two three"" and the other was ""Un deux trois"". ""One two three"" cat was rescued. But ""Un deux trois"" cat sank."
"Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note."
"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks her if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus."
"I can not stand the new style with hip hop music, they say one word then repeat it a dozen times. It is so freakin annoying and lame lame lame lame lame."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust"