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Joke of the Day
"A tangent applied for a credit card, but was denied. He couldn't find anyone willing to cosine."
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"Hey Paul Ryan, why don't you save some first names for the rest of us."
"A car dealership twice the size... ...can offer a whole lot more."
"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."
"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"
"A mexican is on your front lawn bleeding out and calling for help. what do you do? Reload."
"Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop Called Monsters Ink"
"robber 1: *puts ski mask on head* you grab the money while i kiss all the bankers robber 2: huh? robber 1: uh i meant kill *hides lipstick*"
"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"
"""Isn't it strange how we were all once an egg?"" I told my wife. ""Well, grandpa still is,"" interrupted my son."